Podcast: Retrograde Amnesia

Final Fantasy Tactics | E8: The Father’s Keeping [Fort Zeakden]

It’s about time you learned about difference. The difference between battling under the threat of crimson snow, taking hostages, shooting the hostage, mongering flowers on a street corner, looking for a woke, losing ourselves to vengeance, flitting…

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Final Fantasy Tactics | E9: The Taste of Lies [Zirekile Falls]

The day grows lovelier by the hour. Just like us, as we’re eavesdropping on a conspiracy, threatening a heretic brand, wonder which magic spell hurts the worst, rescuing a large bird from goblins, gouging eyes out, climaxing at a waterfall,…

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Final Fantasy Tactics | E10: The Most Religious Man Available [Zaland Fort City]

Those who live by deceit are the first to die by it. Those who listen to this episode will hear tales of jumping in first-person, rescuing a pony-tailed squire, blinging the magic rocks, climbing walls and talking shit, bringing a gun to a wizard…

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Final Fantasy Tactics | E11: In Spite of Objective Holiness [Machine City Goug]

Just when I thought this fen could grow no fowler, we’ve cast another pod. Indulge us as we’re believing in god to get through a gate, identifying the manipulator, vexing with such worryment, listening to myths and legends, understanding auracite…

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Final Fantasy Tactics | E12: Wrong Doing [Gologrand Execution Site]

Stop looking at girls, stop looking at rocks. Instead, look at us with your ears as we’re warning Ramza off the criminal conspiracy, reading six books, wondering who pilled Delita, realizing the nobles and the clergy are united in corruption,…

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Final Fantasy Tactics | E13: Belly Based Goblin Teeth [Lionel Castle]

Think of us simply, as allies. Allies who are not touching our supper, expressing a shit head belief system, revealing a princess as false, laying out different scenarios, figuring out scenes were added to the PSP release, swearing vengeance to…

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Final Fantasy Tactics | E14: Precursory Games of Thrones [Chapter Three Intro]

Mentally, are you becoming a coward? Vocally, we’re entering a pope meeting, pronouncing “Orlandeau,” feeling lost in the sauce, using a prisoner’s confession as an excuse to kill a guy, recognizing Orlandeau’s prowess, showcasing multiple…

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Final Fantasy Tactics | E15: Brother’s Blood in My Eyes [Lesalia + Underground Book Storage, Part I]

What nonsense is this? Well, it’s an audio variety show where we’re playing Dycedarg’s theme for a meeting with Zalbaag, wondering if Zalbaag is dumb, failing to avoid Alma, proving truth words, fighting a heresy examiner, perverting into the…

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Final Fantasy Tactics | E16: Unsuitable Facts [Underground Book Storage, Part II]

Only with power can dreams be made real. Only with this podcast can we tell you about wishing for the Auto-Face, persisting in a fool resistance, fighting in the book store, confusing opponents by betraying our class, normalizing the battle gauntlet,…

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