Podcasts

Suikoden II E24: The Secret Beneath Her Lips [Matilda]

Whack to your heart’s content. After we pickle up, we get down to employing a new voice, founding and then quitting the Jeanies, losing sheep in the woods, picking up a healthy chick, depositing books in the library, checking suspicious characters,…

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Suikoden II E25: Tremendous Beating of Wings [Rockaxe Town & Highway Village]

If you’re lying, they’ll kill you. In our search for truth, we exploring cop land, blowing off a mustache, refusing to sing a song, abandoning our milk slinging duties, rejecting army recruiters, filling Kent’s head with dragon fantasies, beating…

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Suikoden II E26: A Twenty-Five Second Rapture [Return to Muse]

What’s wrong, don’t you think it’s beautiful? As we try to control our emotion, we’re witnessing a doubled-headed spectral wolf suck souls off, projecting filth, distrusting illegitimate blood, blinking out like a Mad Gear gang member, telling…

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Suikoden II E27: Married, Knighted, and Blighted [Battle Against Kiba]

Content warning (sexual assault) from 22:29 to 25:46. I love a good challenge, it’s what keeps me going. As we go into battle with no strategy, we’re respecting our opponents, alienating the dog race, getting married and knighted at the same time,…

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Suikoden II E28: A Dismal Backwater [Banner Village]

Gentleness has becoming a sin in this world. Handle us with care while we’re finding Sheena up to his old assaults, boiling water at high altitudes, setting aside time to wack off, feeling inspired by the Toran Republic, pushing that inspiration…

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Suikoden II E29: Portraitless Fools [Toran Republic]

I would like to sound good to me. If that sounds good to you, we’re getting rid of various portraits, observing replica Tir clothes, forging an State with you, dropping dots like Humphrey, recognizing special boy eye glimmer, picking between Kasumi…

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Suikoden II E30: Blessed White Lady [Recruiting]

With you, I think I’ll be able to hear many new sounds. Listen close as we’re relearning about the Gate Rune War, realizing Badeaux has the shine to him, listening to the heart, wondering if everyone here only has three fingers, defending a good…

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Suikoden II E31: The Human Power of This Human Monster [Luca Blight Battle]

I want to believe I am brave enough to accept fate. Until then, destiny entails massaging Luca’s ego into self-destruction, surrounding dog units with man units, sharing a face with Luc, realizing Tsai is an ugly deadbeat dad, getting our life…

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Suikoden II E32: My Republican Throne [Tir McDohl Quest]

Whether it’s a gift from the heavens, or simply destiny, I don’t know. What I can tell you is that we’re realizing Shu pulled a move from The Art of War, sleeping for a week, demanding Simone bark like a dog, allowing Antonio to pep up Hai Yo,…

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